"I have people skills!"

So since the summer semester is now over, I'm required to turn in a work report at school about my internship in order to get credit for it. In doing that, one thing they want in the report is information about the department that I work in--PMO (Program Management Office). So I've been doing a little browsing of our company intranet to find more information about PMO. Here's one thing I came across:

"One of our primary goals is to serve as a steward of the processes that are used to manage how Business Customer requests are received, prioritized and satisfied by Application Development."

Hmm... how oddly similar does that sound to this:

"Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"

So you think if they hire some Bobs to come in and evaluate us, I should just act as if I don't care and I might get a promotion? At least my boss's last name isn't Lumbergh. "Yeah... hi..."