A Guy's Mind
This came from a conversation with a guy friend of mine, and I thought it was, um... informative--so I thought I would share.
What goes on in a guy's mind -
(The following was at first likened to something like what Borgs hear as a part of the collective mind. I, of course, not being much of a Star Trek fan, really had no clue what this meant.)
Guys hear voices. All the time. A lot of them. And they're all basically chanting the same thing - "Sex. Sex! SEX. SEX!!" Apparently this is continuous and repeated over and over and over again.
A guy *gets* sex. The voices during orgasm: "This is great! Awesome! This is it!"
After orgasm: the voices are finally quiet.
Ten seconds later: one voice chimes in - "Sex." Gradually, one by one... there are more. "Sex. Sex. SEX."
An hour later, the voices are back up to full intensity, volume, and quantity.
A guy dies and goes to hell. Hell: all the voices, all the time, full volume, intensity and quantity. NO SEX.
6 Comments:
Um, yeah. Or not.
*whistles and looks on into the distance*
Life = hell?
trying not to laugh my --- off in the library!! :) that was freakin hilarious.
everytime I read this it makes my day. I may have to bookmark it.
Ruddy Friggen Brilliant! I thought is was actually rather poetic! (^.^)
L. Synchroel
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